Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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