ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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