You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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