she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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