wrigley field is MILF paradise
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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