There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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