I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
meet me or not, i'm out of control
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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