I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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