I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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