So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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