I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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