So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
It's rum buckets o'clock
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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