You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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