The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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