found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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