Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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