Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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