Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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