By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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