How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
