why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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