Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
After tacos, we're chasing women.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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