My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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