If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We had to coat check the pizza.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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