Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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