Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
PANTIES FOUND
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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