Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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