# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My breasts were aching with rage.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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