Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Cover your peen. We're going out.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
