Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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