We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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