hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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