I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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