One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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