help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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