I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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