He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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