He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We need to get me chipped asap
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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