But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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