i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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