he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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