You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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