Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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