Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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