Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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