They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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