I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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