? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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