D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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