But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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