I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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