Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I'm really busy with my period
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