Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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