How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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